Jeremy Clarkson: RS4 no longer cool

[YeOldeTDUMan]

Well the 90s was lacking in great Audis

[MCW]

Yes, it was only a matter of time before cocks found out Audi makes very very good cars

[Baltoman]

which episode is it? Not bothering in reading posts here, 99% of the posts here has the word "cock". lol

[Camel]

which episode is it? Not bothering in reading posts here, 99% of the posts here has the word "cock". lol

episode 2 and your post also has cock in it

[Baltoman]

make that 100% then ;)

[Baldy]

make that 100% then ;)

Nope as that post doesn't have cock in it. Mwhaha

[Baltoman]

but yours does so its 100%

[Baldy]

And that work's how? Surely if two post that you have made don't have cock in them the 100% drops?

[Baltoman]

now you're confusing me :D

[Baldy]

I'm sure someone else will be able to explain then. Maybe they won't confuse you. btw i'm a cock!

[DriftNismo]

Bah, one of the reasons i hate Top Gear, they have cock the worst cool wall selections ever. My uncle has an RS4 and they are so cool, i love it :D:D.

[YeOldeTDUMan]

Balto you are posting in this thread ... therefore for 100% of the posts in this thread to contain the word 'cock' yours must too ... otherwise it's less than 100% ... simple really

[Baldy]

thank you, i'm glad somebody has some intelligence :D (cock)

[YeOldeTDUMan]

no problem cock!

 

Oh a Brera is 'Sub Zero' according to the website ... couldn't find the Spider

[Pherelas]

Bah, one of the reasons i hate Top Gear, they have cock the worst cool wall selections ever. My uncle has an RS4 and they are so cool, i love it :D:D.

 

They never said that Audi's are bad cars, quite the opppersite, just that they are so good the cock's (yay i got it in) are now buying them and rueining there coolness.

[YeOldeTDUMan]

True Beemers were never bad (apart from some suspect styling) ... just driven by cocks ... and when you drove one you found yourself driving like a cock because people were treating you like a cock

[Nodz86]

True Beemers were never bad (apart from some suspect styling) ... just driven by cocks ... and when you drove one you found yourself driving like a cock because people were treating you like a cock

 

 

I think you hit the nail on the head there Hybrid.

 

I must admit lately there have been more Audi's round here being driving by cocks you can tell that they where bound to get the same image as BMW's, Mercs on its way aswell.

 

As soon as I heard that last night I straight away thought of some members on here

[YeOldeTDUMan]

yeah I thought of those 2 immediately ...

 

time to leave work ... topless I think ... lovely and sunny in deepest darkest Dargen Harm

 

a quick trip to Lakeside first ... need a Germin or a Tim Tim

[Nodz86]

yeah I thought of those 2 immediately ...

 

time to leave work ... topless I think ... lovely and sunny in deepest darkest Dargen Harm

 

a quick trip to Lakeside first ... need a Germin or a Tim Tim

 

 

Wasn't Sat Nav and option on your Alfa??

 

Tim tim are on sale iirc as the new range is due out (the new range is the same really just comes with the newer maps that the old range will be able to d/l august)

[HavockJoker]

lemme just contribute

 

Cocks

[EW]

lemme just contribute

 

Cocks

Me too :p

"cock's"

[Pherelas]

Wasn't Sat Nav and option on your Alfa??

 

Tim tim are on sale iirc as the new range is due out (the new range is the same really just comes with the newer maps that the old range will be able to d/l august)

 

Anyone who buys built in sat nav is an idiot. There stupidly expensive and never work. My mates uncles SL600 thinks his house is in a field.

[Fridge Magnet Rabbit]

ok, Baldy and MC are both cocks(mines in =3) as they both own cock's cars...uber cockiness?

[hesonly5]

Just for you baldy and MCW ;)

 

[Nige]

I'm glad Clarkson has finally seen sense and has put Astons in the 'uncool' section, it only took him what 5 years to realise that ???????

 

Shame he isn't a Corvette lover :o.

 

Anyway,

 

 

Look at all the Audi RS4 owners now, they have gone from being 'cool dudes' to cocks within a couple of years :D

 

 

They should have brought the Vauxhall VXR8, it might get criticised but are you really gonna complain about the Yank V8 under the hood ?????????