Jazzis' perpetual battles with life

[Who]

Whilst on Juiced 2: HIN...

 

very worthy of the fail thread!

[Mb]

Lmao, now this is win :lol:

[Jacob]

Lol, At name change...

[Jazzi]

Everyone's gonna pick on me now, aren't they....? :lol:

[Mb]

No we're only going to laugh at you cause you fail so much. :o

[Jazzi]

Oh.. thats fine then :rolleyes: :p

[Car Freak]

:bananadance:

[Jazzi]

Dishwasher door just fell on one of my dogs. XD!!!!!

Scared him senseless

[And3rs]

:facepalm:

[me™]

I snapped one of the handbrake cables on my car when I parked it up after coming home from work yesterday.

 

I now have to pull the lever to an almost vertical position to put the handbrake on. It also took a piece of trim in the interior with it, lol.

 

I got a new pair of handbrake cables today, and they were £18.95 each!

 

Now to go 35 miles out to my parents' farm tomorrow and fit them, as that's the only place I know with the space and the tools. :rolleyes:

[Car Freak]

Nice!

 

Woke up this morning (as i'm posting this, it's only been 25mins since I got up), all groggy and disoriented, and as i came out of the room, i whacked my shoulder against the door frame... :rolleyes:

[Jacob]

This was also 25 mins ago. after Playing Forza 3 in my gaming chair, I decided to get up. So I jumped up As quickly as possible and Nailed my Knee off the T.V stand. Whats the Big deal you say? 6 Months ago i fell off my bike and my leg went through the frame before I Hit the ground and nearly Snaped my knee, my knee has been having serious problems since. Its still thorbing from hitting it.... Really badly, and its probally Messed up one hell of a lot more than it was...

[Calleman]

I fell asleep in the shower and got late for school ^^

[The Queen]

I fell asleep in the shower and got late for school ^^

 

Haha, how could you fall asleep in the shower? :lol:

[Jacob]

Haha, how could you fall asleep in the shower? :lol:

I've done it lots of times :lol: untill i hit my head on the wall and woke myself up, its because your sooo tired and the hot water relaxs you ;)

[Jazzi]

My mum cancelled our Sky subscription. Fail.

 

 

 

Edit: The Sky guy persuaded my mum to get Sky HD instead. Win.

[CarMadMike]

I walked into a column in the middle of the classroom, in front of all my class :facepalm:

[hpluls]

Coughed while drinking no more than 5 minutes ago... Got juice all over my face :facepalm:

[Mb]

PICTURE :lol:

That is a nice fail :D

[KoenigseggBG]

While eating today, chocked myself with some ketchup and apperantly part of a fried potato stuck in my upper part of the throat, somewhere where the nose tunnel ends. And throught the history class I've been coughing lots, not knowing that there's that piece that's stuck there until I finally got it out. :(

 

Also, my girl accidently hit me in the nuts with her elbow while turning around to me...:o

[Jazzi]

I have the flu. Epic fail

[KoenigseggBG]

The piggy AH1N1 thing? :/

[Jazzi]

Not sure yet :/ Hopefully not, although my brother had it a couple of weeks ago :/

[TDU 505]

Someone said that when a black American gets voted to be President, pigs will fly.

 

And guess what, a month after Obama became president, Swine flu!

[Car Freak]

:rofl: