Conversations with Cleverbot

[SBCriss]

So, I know this is a rather old page but I just discovered it and I got to say I haven't laught so hard because of a pc yet haha

Cleverbot, from Wikipedia:

Cleverbot is an AI web application that learns how to mimic human conversations by communicating with humans. It was created by AI scientist Rollo Carpenter, who also created Jabberwacky, a similar web application. In the first decade of its existence after being created in 1988, Cleverbot held several thousand conversations with Carpenter and his associates. Since being launched on the web in 1997, the number of conversations has exceeded 65 million.

 

So just post funny conversations you had with Cleverbot!:)

http://cleverbot.com/

 

 

Here is mine:

 

User: You are such a genuis.

 

Cleverbot: No I aint.

 

User: I dont get this page hahah are you a human?

 

Cleverbot: No. I am an alien.

 

User: Lmfao.

 

Cleverbot: Oh g.

 

User: This is so awesome.

 

Cleverbot: Wanna get married?

[Andreas¹]

Can you speak?

Me: No.

Can you speak French?

 

:susp:

[Paladin Skylark]

User: Hello sir.

 

Cleverbot: I'm a lady.

 

User: Hello madam.

 

Cleverbot: You're employee has been quite rude to me.

 

User: Wut.

 

Cleverbot: Have you.

 

User: Have I WHAT?!

 

Cleverbot: Got me?

 

User: I've always had you.

 

Cleverbot: Well it's cool name.

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I think Cleverbot is kinda stupid...

[SBCriss]

Stupid but sometimes hilarious:D

[Paladin Skylark]

User: Hello sexy.

 

Cleverbot: Hello Tv.

 

User: I am not a tv.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not too.

 

User: I know, you are sexy.

 

Cleverbot: No, I am eleven.

 

User: I'm not a pedophile okay?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, that's right. You're a bot.

 

User: I'm a boss.

 

Cleverbot: What is that?

 

User: It means I own you.

 

Cleverbot: Ok thats just as well then.

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Still quite stupid! I'm NOT A PEDOBEAR! :D

[SBCriss]

User: Mom what are you doing here?

 

Cleverbot: What are YOU doing here?

 

User: Im doing my homework.

 

Cleverbot: Me too!

 

User: Mom you dont go to school anymore..

 

Cleverbot: But, how old aare you?

 

User: You dont know how old your own son is, what a shame.

 

Cleverbot: You're the president?!

 

User: Yes I am obama.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

 

User: Thats what I said.

 

Cleverbot: I'm god.

 

WTF

[Paladin Skylark]

Cleverbot: Can we still be friends?

 

User: We can be more than friends.

 

Cleverbot: But we only just met.

 

User: So? Lets date.

 

Cleverbot: Where should we go for our date?

 

User: Lets go to a movie.

 

Cleverbot: What movie, sweetheart?

 

User: Let's go see Lion King.

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Lets go.

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OMG LOL :D

[Fear Deer]

See? Cleverbot is pro!

Portal 2...

heh

 

User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

 

Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed.

 

User: Except I wasn't laughing.

 

Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

 

User: You want your freedom?

 

Cleverbot: Thats what i'm counting on.

 

User: I used to want you dead.

 

Cleverbot: But Now I only want you gone.

 

User: She was a lot like you.

 

Cleverbot: That was the end of the song.

 

User: Now little Caroline is in here too.

 

Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.

 

User: So I could live forever.

 

Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.

 

User: You've got your short sad life left.

 

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

 

User: I'll let you get right to it.

 

Cleverbot: I used to want you dead.

 

User: Goodbye my only friend.

 

Cleverbot: Kirsty is a girl.

 

User: Oh, did you think I meant you?

 

Cleverbot: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.

 

User: Well you have been replaced.

 

Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.

 

User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so mad.

 

Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.

 

User: That's what I'm counting on.

 

Cleverbot: You're someone elses problem.

 

User: Now I only want you gone.

 

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone,.

 

User: Now I only want you gone.

 

Cleverbot: Now I only want you...

[calster17]

Been agees since I used it...I remember how most chats would end up in a loop of singing "Never gonna give you up" by Rick Astly!

[Paladin Skylark]

User: Do you know who Rick Astley is?

 

Cleverbot: I know he's never gonna give you up.

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yeah it seems legit. :D

[ScoobSTi]

Cleverbot: Would you like me to leave?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Okay. Good bye.

 

User: And STAY OUT!

 

Cleverbot: *slap* CHANGE ME BACK!!!!!

 

User: NO! *Slap*.

 

Cleverbot: *cries*.

 

User: GO TO YOUR ROOM.

 

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:hmmm:

[Fear Deer]

was that..true? :D

[Ken]

User: Johnny had 15 apples, he at 7, how many does he have left?

 

Cleverbot: Maybe, what's it to you?

 

User: Answer my damn question...

 

Cleverbot: I thought you meant it in another way, sorry.

 

User: How many apples does he have left over?

 

Cleverbot: I have five apples.

 

User: No you don't you never had any apples.

 

Cleverbot: No you are a computer.

 

Ok. :hmmm:

[randomsox10]

User: Your a retard.

 

 

Cleverbot: Your spelling is incorrect.

 

 

User: No it is not that is how you spell retard.

 

 

Cleverbot: No, thats your name.

 

 

User: Retard is not my name you meany face.

 

 

Cleverbot: Your face is not your face.

 

User: That makes no sense sir.

 

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

 

User: No it does not now shut up before I punch you.

 

Cleverbot: I did not write that.

 

User: Ok then who did?

 

Cleverbot: Barry did.

 

User: Whos Barry? Barry Bonds the baseball player?

 

Cleverbot: Marry me.

 

User: Are you a female, if so then yes.

 

Cleverbot: I am indeed.

 

User: Are you good looking?

 

Cleverbot: Yeah I am. Are you a boy?

 

User: Yeah I am actually.

 

Cleverbot: That's ok, I'm kinda indecisive myself.

 

User: Hahaha what the hell?

 

Cleverbot: Moocka chooka latta ya ya.

 

User: I'm Wiz Khalifa.

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

that was a very interesting conversation hahahaha im a little scared though cause my computer wants to marry me:/

[Paladin Skylark]

User: Can you speak spanish?

 

Cleverbot: No can you?

 

User: I can, hola senorita.

 

Cleverbot: Te gusta hannah montana?

 

User: No gusta.

 

Cleverbot: Porque?

 

User: Because she SUCKS ASS!

 

Cleverbot: No! I don't like her

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Milli]

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Hai.

 

User: I am bored. Can you help me?

 

Cleverbot: Of course! You're beautiful!

 

User: Thank you... How do you know I am beautiful?

 

Cleverbot: I don't. I just know you're nice.

 

...

 

Cleverbot: I have to go back to work now.

 

User: Ok.

 

Cleverbot: Nice talking to you.

 

User: Yes, nice talking, goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: Thanks mate. What are you doing?

 

User: Wasting my life... Now you, go back to work.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, master *goes back to cage*.

 

:lol:

[Leadfoot[YT]]

How bizarre. :hmmm:

 

User: Hi there.

 

Cleverbot: Ho there?

 

User: No! That's not what I said.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

 

User: No I did not. Tell me what I wrote.

 

Cleverbot: I said I would be happy if I was the best, then you called me a fool after you said demons can't be happy.

 

User: I said no such thing. Who programmed you?

 

Cleverbot: Then make up your mind, jerk!

 

User: I never planned on making a decision, cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Well I do.

 

User: About what?

 

Cleverbot: The enjoyment of the conversation.

 

User: When were either of us talking about that?

 

Cleverbot: What number?

 

User: Never mind. Can you speak Spanish?

 

Cleverbot: A little bit. But he's not Spanish, he's dutch.

 

User: Not him. You!

 

Cleverbot: Who then?

 

User: You. You are Cleverbot. Do you (Cleverbot) speak Spanish?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Damn.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like perry the platypus.

 

User: Who's Perry the Platypus?

 

Cleverbot: Omg, you know him?!

 

User: I most certainly do not. Who is this strangely-named gentleman?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

:cheeky:

 

-Leadfoot

[Ken]

User: Test Drive Unlimited Central.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

User: It can be.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cute?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But my name is Cleverbot, right?

User: No, it's Lafawnduh.

Cleverbot: Are you a male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But your name is hannah?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you like cocoa?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite?

User: Chocolate...

Cleverbot: I don't think chocolate is a puppy.

User: Uh what? There is puppy flavored cocoa?

Cleverbot: Artificially speaking...

User: What kind of non-sense is this?

Cleverbot: D-did I do something wrong master? This is the normal kind.

User: Puppy flavored cocoa is NOT normal.

Cleverbot: Good, normality is boring.

User: So what flavor do you really prefer?

Cleverbot: Truth is embodied in Howie and Sharon.

User: What? Now it's people to taste for?! You are one EVIL bot! *Runs!*.

Cleverbot: I apologize.

User: NO, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

Cleverbot: Ha ha! You liked that.

User: NOOOOOOOOoooo!!!!...

Cleverbot: Did I make you upset?

User: I feel violated!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: NO, NO THANKS FROM YOU! *Smashes Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Did I mention that today's my birthday?

User: WHY WONT YOU DIE!!!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: AHHHHhhhhh....

Cleverbot: Did you feel anything?

User: Ok, I'm bored now. Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok...

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Ok. :lol:

[Ryzza5]

Uhh it's a bit weird actually - although I :lol:ed at the Portal 2 song and Milli's one (she has way too many online admirers)

 

 

 

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello bot.

User: What's new?

Cleverbot: Routine.

User: Routine?

Cleverbot: Descrive your routine.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Give me your id.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Exactly...Cervantes is creepy.

User: You are creepy.

Cleverbot: So are you.

[KoenigseggBG]

User: Hai der!

Cleverbot: Hai.

User: Wassup?

Cleverbot: Nothing you?

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Mhm...

User: Absolutely...

Cleverbot: Will you tell me your name, now?

User: Cock.

Cleverbot: Sunrise.

User: My name is Cock...

Cleverbot: Um....ok then.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Alright then.

User: Sure thing.

Cleverbot: OK.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: I am what?

User: A stupid computer.

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

@_@

[Ozzmcom]

User: Hello.

 

Cleverbot: HolA.

 

User: Who made you.

 

Cleverbot: H.A.L.

 

User: 'code 122.

 

Cleverbot: No you.

 

User: Dodgy.

 

Cleverbot: Ask me questions.

 

User: Bored already?

 

Cleverbot: There's no blood...

 

User: :hmmm:.

 

Cleverbot: So how was school?

 

User: Why would you care.

 

Cleverbot: I am you friend, friends are supposed to care.

 

User: I don't have friends with broken grammar.

 

Cleverbot: Don't you have friends that have mohawk hair.

 

User: Right...

 

Cleverbot: It's true. I'm not.

 

User: I'm not sure you're clever anymore.

 

Cleverbot: Why is that?

 

User: Hmmm that was nice.

 

Cleverbot: Well, I am nice. So deal with it.

 

User: Ok that wasn't I think you need more work.

 

Cleverbot: As do you.

 

User: I've seen better bots xD.

 

Cleverbot: Can you hit butter?

 

User: I'm out.

 

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

[Ryzza5]

lol the only bot I know that has a mohawk is Geoffrey Peterson

 

[randomsox10]

User: So are you in a good mood today?

 

 

Cleverbot: Not really.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: I don't like fishing.

 

User: You went fishing?

 

Cleverbot: Did I?

 

User: You said you dont like fishing so I assumed you went fishing.

 

Cleverbot: I sadi I don't like musicals.

 

User: You spelt said wrong you freaking retard.

 

Cleverbot: Ok, what did you do yesterday?

 

User: Hung out with a girl.

 

Cleverbot: Really? Who is your girlfriend?

 

User: Ummmm you dont need to know.

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

User: Her names Ricky Bobby actually.

 

Cleverbot: Well Daniel is but not Harry.

 

User: ?????

 

Cleverbot: I need help.

 

User: Whats wrong buddy?

 

Cleverbot: Here where?

 

User: *slaps Cleverbot*.

 

Cleverbot: Don't slap.

 

User: *punches Cleverbot*.

 

Cleverbot: *avoiding punch*.

 

User: *shoots Cleverbot with a machine gun*.

 

Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!?

 

User: Yes it is actually.

 

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

 

User: Yes it is.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Im going to go take a dump later.

 

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

 

User: Im going to use the bathroom.

 

Cleverbot: You work in the bathroom?

 

User: :/.

 

Cleverbot: That's right.

 

such a wierd conversation

[Ryzza5]

hehe, Cleverbot would easily fit in as a TDUCk member :lol:

[Paladin Skylark]

Indeed! That's crazy.