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Merry Christmas!

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FRÖHLICHE WEIHNACHTEN!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY KURISUMASU!

メリークリスマス！

SHENGDAN JIE KUAILE！

圣诞快乐！

MELI KEULISEUMASEU!

메리 크리스마스!

GLÆDELIG JUL!

HYVÄÄ JOULUA!

JOYEUX NOEL!

BUON NATALE!

GOD JUL!

FELIZ NATAL!

ROZHDESTVOM!

РОЖДЕСТВОМ!

¡FELIZ NAVIDAD!

:santa::xmascheers::cshop::csmile::xmasdrink::cwink:

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Christmas for me this year is going pretty averagely at best, but this amused me!

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As did this:

 

He came roaring down the milky way, cutting crazy skids

Twas time to get the pressies out, to all those eager kids

This year the reindeer stayed at home, with the chickens there to roost

For santa modified the sled, with an RB on full boost

 

With a 6 speed box and 2 way diff, and a roll cage welded in

And a four inch straight through zorst, with a canon from the bin

There was a bucket seat, a momo wheel, and a raucous screamer pipe

Santa dropped it back a cog, and roared on through the night

 

Twas lightning quick in no time flat, old Santa's round were done

So with time to spare he headed down, the goldy for some fun

He chopped a bogan at the lights, then mashed an RX7

No doubt across the 1/4 mile, this thing could run elevens

 

He was cruising slowly round the spit, and ran in to the law

With no mod plates and a screamer pipe, he was in deep lalalala for sure

Name address and license please, came the rude request from plod

Well up yours copper my name's my own, and my license comes from God

 

At that old Santa dropped the clutch, and drifted round the rails

In the blink of an eye he was m1 bound, heading straight for New South Wales

2 motor bikes and an umarked car, were hotly in pursuit

Santa turned the e boost up, and gave the beast full boost

 

With the tweed in sight it looked as if, he'd got away from plod

But a woosh and a bang and a cloud of smoke, the RB dropped a rod

The law caught up and with pistols drawn, they threw him to the ground

The sled was loaded on a flat bed truck, and was headed for impound

 

A sorry sight did Santa make, as he sat there in the cell

Oh why oh why did he ever try, this Christmas sleigh from hell

They crushed the sleigh and locked him away, there'll be no Christmas soon

There'll be no pressies for the kids, cos Santa is a hoon.

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