British are Nuts! Guy has sex with VW Beetle!

Mb · June 2, 2008

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj2/cbarns/mechaphile.jpg

Liek, wtf....:oook:

HavockJoker · June 2, 2008

Yeah :wtf:

Baltoman · June 2, 2008

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WTFFF??????????????????

OMG!!! Does that type of sex even has a name? carfilia? vehiclefilia? oh its mechaphile

O M G

sick sick ppl

hesonly5 · June 2, 2008

LMFAO! That's so wierd, and hilariously funny at the same time XD

On a slightly similar (yet less disturbing) note, did anyone see Have I Got News For You t'other night, with the woman that married the Berlin Wall?

Baldy · June 2, 2008

very strange, But it's an american guy!

khevolution · June 2, 2008

"British are Nuts! Guy has sex with his VW Beetle

thats an american

Dude thats just had me in stitches, deffo +rep

hesonly5 · June 2, 2008

He should use a condom or else he might catch rust or driving aids. ;)

He does, you FAIL ;)

Anyways, on the subject of that woman...

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, whose fetish is said to have its roots in childhood, claimed she fell in love with the structure when she first saw it on television when she was seven.

She began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: "I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy.

"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier."

While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Wall, erected by the Soviets in 1961 to halt an exodus from East to West Berlin, was largely torn down in 1989, its "wife" was horrified.

She's never been back and now keeps models depicting "his" former glory.

She said: “What they did was awful. They mutilated my husband."

She is said to have shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.

Objectum-Sexual or objectophilia is feelings of love, attraction, arousal, and commitment for a particular object.

The mere thought of a relationship with an actual human being seems ludicrous

ExplosiveGoats · June 2, 2008

Very disturbing and strange.

eleKtro · June 2, 2008

This just shouts WTF!

AdamFraser · June 2, 2008

There was a program on UK TV about this last week.

They were all American if I remember right.

Eudemon · June 2, 2008

Haha nugget tagged!

Anyway there is a condition called Object Sexuality and I think it was mentioned on HIGNFY plus five was advertising a program where women have fallen for objects like a fence and uhh ....a lawnmower.

hesonly5 · June 2, 2008

Haha nugget tagged!

Anyway there is a condition called Object Sexuality and I think it was mentioned on HIGNFY plus five was advertising a program where women have fallen for objects like a fence and uhh ....a lawnmower.

Read up, I posted that. And it was the Berlin Wall and a fence post, ACTUALLY :p

Mb · June 2, 2008

Where in the story did it say he is American, is it just me or, how the hell should i know.

Eudemon · June 2, 2008

Read up, I posted that. And it was the Berlin Wall and a fence post, ACTUALLY :p

I was talking about the name of the condition, plus that woman yes married a wall but is now cheating on it... with a fence but five had a program showing more.

Baltoman · June 2, 2008

wow, these guys must of been humiliated by so many ppl that they chose objects to love instead of ppl.

Pherelas · June 2, 2008

Was the the wall / fence thing on have I got news for you or somthing? This is brilliant lol, just a tad desterbing and the driving aids joke was great lol.