I'm Blue Dab-A-Dee-Dab-A-Die

[Who]

People often ask me; "Man, what do you think of the man", an I'm like, "Man, I don't like the man, the man is there to try and be better than the other man" which makes me think "Damn, this man business is hurting my head, man, Im'ma go drink this shoe polish man, to clear my head of all this man business, man"

 

I was only a boy back then man, young and naive, man I didn't know how things would change

 

So, here I am, sold out, working for the man... The admittedly rather duck-shaped man, but alas, some say he is a man, others say he invented the man, all we know is, that in this Starsky and Hutch Huggy Bear impression, he is the man, TDUcK is now my boss man, and man, it feels good.

 

[/70's Cop Show Stereotype]

 

Ok, before I start taking myself slightly seriously, I must first instruct you that your emergency exits are located in the top left ()... or the top right for the other ~95% of computer users, and in case of emergency I recommend that you ask for someone else's help as i'm probably the one responsible for whichever disaster is happening!

 

Anyway, I digress, I'm now a member of the Mod Squad, and I'll be chasing you around on my virtual vespa before you know it ...What do you mean not that sort of mod? with my new Ban-Ram (have to fit a sheep reference in there somewhere eh?) before you know it... or at the very least following you from about a Mile behind if my TDU experience is anything to go by...

 

Anyway! Nice to be here! (by which I mean with power, i've been here for 3 years now in 'mortal' form :p)

[t.]

Congratulations and  is all I need to say. ;)

[Immelmann]

Oh no...

 

And 

[T0M722]

Congratulations :) Enjoy your moderatorship.

[zo6dude]

Congrats:)

[Ryzza5]

Welcome to the (insert one of many weird names for us)

 

At least I'm not the probie anymore :)

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me, then I will ask Mellors, and I'll let you know what he said.

[Rodrighazzo]

Congratulatiuons and have fun! ( of course not! lol)

[Jazzi]

Who, has anyone ever told you that you're slightly weird? Mind you, i suppose thats a good thing for this place haha. Congrats on the moderatorship!

[Penfold]

Congrats :D

[cis4care]

Congrats, man! xD

[Psyhoman]

Hello and congratulations. I wish you best of luck and have a happy and smooth.... moderating :)

[Sponge]

Congratulations :D I'm sure you'll soon become even stranger than you are now that you're in the Staff

[KoenigseggBG]

Congrats, Lewis. I'm happy to see that the staff always chooses experienced and valuable members as their co-workers. :) Have fun being blue! :D

[CarMadMike]

Darn, You got the sheep reference in before me :cheeky:

 

Congrats on the promotion, it was very well deserved :)

[ExplosiveGoats]

Congrats on the promotion!

[S71NG3R]

Congrats and don't forget Diablo's back rub at 7pm. The duck will get you so watch out. :p

[iLLGT3]

Congratz!!

 

And what's this?? >> 

 

I apparently can't see it because it's a box with F8 and FF under it.. :rolleyes:

[Who]

A sign of an elitist git, or in layman's terms, a mac user :P Only macs display it properly, and basically, it's the apple logo as a text character. For some reason PC's won't display it... strange...

 

Thanks for the welcome, and yes, they've allready set me my first task... I'm off to france later to pick up the wheelbarrow full of used knickers that mike left behind in france. It's a hard life, but luckily they're paying me £30,000 a year and the company car is a jaguar...

 

:( I wish

[CarMadMike]

Can you get my FM3 disc while you're there? :p

[TIMELESS]

Haha, wow, congrats! About time they got you doing something useful around here :cheeky:

[T1M]

Congrats Who! Another great addition to the TDUCk staff. :)

[Eudemon]

No the company vehicle is a Jaguar. Nobody said anything about it being a car.

[Andreas¹]

Nice pick and well deserved, congrats Blue Who. :D

[Ibn Rushd]

Congratulations!

[Eudemon]

Congratulations!

Why the hate? :para: